A Santa for All Seasons

Santa will find you where ever you are. If you are in a Town or City, Santa will find you. If you are in a Medieval fortress, Santa will find you. If you are on a Sci-Fi orbital battle platform, Santa will find you. If you are in a Ninja school, Santa will find you. If you are in R'lyeh, Santa will find you (though Santa hates that place). If you are on a Caribbean island, counting your buried treasure, Santa will find you. If you live inside a monster truck rally stadium, Santa will find you. If you live in the Wild American West? Yeah he'll find you there too. Serving in the military? Santa's gonna find you. And when Santa finds you, you'd BETTER have some milk and cookies waiting.