Deadly Laser Vision Polar Bear Mount

Rideable polar bear that shoots deadly laser beams out of his eyes. Hop on his back and use 'W', 'A', 'S', 'D', or the arrow keys to move around. Click to shoot deadly lasers from the polar bears eyes. If hit, your opponent will take 40-70 points of damage. Disclaimer- this is not a real polar bear. No polar bears were harmed in the making of this virtual polar bear robot. Please do not attempt to ride polar bears irl. Please do not attempt to attach lasers to real polar bears. Does not require batteries. Is virtual. Is subject to additional disclaimers in very small print below the bottom of this visible text. Not really though. If you meet a polar bear - please be cool and don't approach it. This is actually good advice for pretty much any bear.